MY HAMSTER. IF I HAD ONE.

pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I killed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12-I killed


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a porn star
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the Dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a dog
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a bowl of cereal
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - my lover
14 - a lesbian
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 -the Trojan man
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how I roll &
Black - because I'm sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil' people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because I had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

I slept with a bag of weed because that's how I roll, because I'm as sexy as hell and 'cause the little people told me to.xD